Traffic Horn Blues
I think car horns should be tuned to shift chords through a standard 12 bar blues chord sequence. Then use something like Bluetooth pairing so that traffic would have a more gritty bluesy feel to it.
I'm stuck in this traffic,"
*Bah-...DA-da-DA-dum*
"Ain't goin' no where,"
*Bah-DA-da-DA-dum*
"My wife's home in bed,"
*Bah-DA-da-DA-dum*
"And Lord I wish I was there!"
(harmonica) *WHAAAA-WA-WA-WHAAAA*
"I got those Traffic Horn Blues...."
(blues music)
"Those dirty down horny Traffic Horn Blues..."
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That poor truck...
And now I have a new traffic song.
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My bumper's all swished up
*Bah-DA-da-DA-dum*
Tied up in a bow
*Bah-DA-da-DA-dum*
Now my blue beauty
*Bah-DA-da-DA-dum*
Won't go nowhere no mo'
*WHAAAA-WA-WA-WHAAAA*
"I got those Traffic Horn Blues...."
(blues music)
"Those dirty down horny Traffic Horn Blues..."
I feel for that guy. How was he to know the ground had cavities?
Funny stuff.
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