Friday, September 25, 2009

Shelter From The Storm

I'd Rather Have The Tree

Katrina took many things from us. One of which must have been the tree that stood here for oh so many years. Never you mind. There are other ways to stay out of the sun.

How this goose got that umbrella to open without opposable thumbs, must have been surely entertaining.

You go, Mother Goose!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

THIS IS A BLOG ENTRY!

WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!!

PEOPLE WHO WORK IN GYMS ARE AN ENERGETIC LOT!! THEY ARE EASILY EXCITABLE!!! IT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH TO GET THEM TO HELP YOU! THEY REALLY WANT YOU TO ENJOY YOUR WORKOUT!!! THE EXERCISE MACHINES HAVE HEADPHONE JACKS THAT LET YOU LISTEN TO THE TELEVISIONS!! AS YOU CAN SEE, IF YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR OWN, YOU CAN BUY THEM!!!

BUY SOME HEADPHONES!!! I SAID "BUY SOME HEADPHONES!!!" WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!!

IF THE CLIPART PEOPLE DIDN'T ALREADY HAVE HEADPHONES ON THEIR HEADS, THIS NOTE WOULDN'T NEED TO BE SO LOUD!!! BUT THEN AGAIN, THEY'VE ALREADY GOT HEADPHONES!!!

AND A SURPLUS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS TO SUPPLY ALL YOUR LOUD NOTE NEEDS!!!

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

What Are You Thinking?


Kiss Your Teachers

I don't mean to be snobbish. I know that it takes people from all walks of life to make this society work. In these trying economic times, just having a job can be everything. God bless those of us who put themselves into danger or just dirt every day to earn a living.

However.

If your job involves riding at the top of a stack of cinder blocks at 35mph higher than the walls of a construction vehicle, you're not in the right line of work. You never know when some idiot in an SUV is driving distracted behind you holding up an SLR camera in front of his face to discretely take your picture just before slamming into your truck at every one of those thirty five miles per hour.

I'm going home to kiss my diploma and polish my SLR.

If you've got a job where people are not likely to use your image as a "Don't Let This Be You" cautionary tale, thank a teacher today.