I think car horns should be tuned to shift chords through a standard 12 bar blues chord sequence. Then use something like Bluetooth pairing so that traffic would have a more gritty bluesy feel to it.
I'm stuck in this traffic," *Bah-...DA-da-DA-dum* "Ain't goin' no where," *Bah-DA-da-DA-dum* "My wife's home in bed," *Bah-DA-da-DA-dum* "And Lord I wish I was there!" (harmonica) *WHAAAA-WA-WA-WHAAAA* "I got those Traffic Horn Blues...." (blues music) "Those dirty down horny Traffic Horn Blues..."
My bumper's all swished up *Bah-DA-da-DA-dum* Tied up in a bow *Bah-DA-da-DA-dum* Now my blue beauty *Bah-DA-da-DA-dum* Won't go nowhere no mo' *WHAAAA-WA-WA-WHAAAA* "I got those Traffic Horn Blues...." (blues music) "Those dirty down horny Traffic Horn Blues..."
I feel for that guy. How was he to know the ground had cavities? Funny stuff.
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That poor truck...
And now I have a new traffic song.
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My bumper's all swished up
*Bah-DA-da-DA-dum*
Tied up in a bow
*Bah-DA-da-DA-dum*
Now my blue beauty
*Bah-DA-da-DA-dum*
Won't go nowhere no mo'
*WHAAAA-WA-WA-WHAAAA*
"I got those Traffic Horn Blues...."
(blues music)
"Those dirty down horny Traffic Horn Blues..."
I feel for that guy. How was he to know the ground had cavities?
Funny stuff.
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