Monday, October 25, 2010

They Live Among Us

Unverified Mutant Sighting

For those of you out there looking for exciting photos of mutants (or perhaps something a bit more prurient), I was unable to verify the veracity of this plate. I did, however, find a napkin in my truck and ran it along the underside of the driver-side door handle. I'm awaiting the results of the DNA test to see if the driver/owner of this vehicle has deviated from the human framework. Then again, I may find out that I used the napkin once before and all they'll get at the lab is confirmation that I did not, in fact, have Dengue Fever last week, just a cold.

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